GIRLY DRAMAS HE DOESN'T GET (Cosmopolitan.com)

To save yourself future heartache and anger, here are three girl-specific issues that you might want to discuss with a friend instead of your guy − because, frankly, these are things he just doesn't get ...

    The Anniversary Obsession. OK, if you're married or in a long-term relationship and have an actual, established anniversary date, then, yes, you can hold it against him if he forgets. But things like the three-month mark of your first kiss or the anniversary of the first time he called you his girlfriend ... Please ...
      
    Your Waterworks. Guys have no clue what to do when you start bawling. Seriously – if you need to have a good cry, call your best friend. Because if you bust out in tears in front of him, he won't just sit and listen ... he'll want to "fix" the problem.
      
    Your "Fat" Days. Unless you've ballooned three sizes, he is not going to notice those days when you feel bloated or a pound or two heavier. Keep these days to yourself.

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