Somewhere in between asking for a wolf whistle, name dropping Honey Boo Boo and declaring that she's single and gay, I thought Jodie Foster also officially announced her retirement from doing acting stuff.  But she didn't!

"I could never stop acting. You'd have to drag me behind, like, a team of horses. No, I'm not retiring from acting. And, you know, I'd like to be directing tomorrow . . . I'm actually more into it than I have ever been. [My point was] that people change. Change is important. And, you know, hopefully I'll be doing different things than I did when I was three years old and six years old and ten years old and 20 years old . . . My work is evolving."

Jodie also said that the rest of her speech "speaks for itself." Okay, if that's the case, then Jodie's speech is telling me that she dropped acid and chased it with cat tranquilizers before she went on stage. But what a great gal, though.  Love her!